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ISSUES


Here is a list of issues current, past and upcoming. Issues will be for sale with PayPal after they have fallen out of distribution (3 months after being in stores).


Issue #1 : An epic battle over a tree house, weird kids, lots of bare fisted action. What does it all mean? Albert Quagmire III knows, and takes us back in time as he recounts his life at a new school in a new city...

Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #2 : An ominous note; shark attack or red herring? Captain Exciting winds up in the middle of a conspiracy to destroy the school in name of endless summer. Meanwhile Albert tracks down the obvious suspect in a heated chase...

Cover Issue 2

Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #3 : School's Out - FOREVER. As the bombs go off and the school begins to collapse the Lost Boys rush to stop the death stroke meant to bury them under a memory...

Cover Issue #3

Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #4 : Animals attack! Some mysterious entity has control of the beasts, and demands fealty from the Lost Boys. Or they will be mauled by his countless minions! Who is this strange new kid, and what madness has he unleashed??!

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Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #5 : Knuckleball Knights Knine issued a baseball challenege! Can The Lost Boys have a team with a cat and a baby completing their 9? Never fear - ROID is here. But, can ROID save everyone from the long arm of the law as the game turns evil??

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Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #6 : Enlightenment; a rare gift that brings the full scope of joy and misery to life. The Lost Boys have the opportunity to become men if they can find an unusual prize in the woods. Dangers await, trials of the soul, and some real awful knuckle sandwiches.

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Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #7 : Terror grips Irresponsibility City. A gang of super speed freaks on roller blades is pilaging, and they took out Skitch using his phobias to cripple him forever. Without Skitch, The Lost Boys are left powerless as the hammer of evil descends to wipe them out!

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Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #8 : Extreme Chess has swept Sensible School, and it has recruited Fling into district wide stardom. As Fling gains fame, he also gains a titanic ego, abandoning his friends along the way. Only one man can stop him - Mark Mywards.

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Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #9 : Sensible students are wetting their pants! One by one the students are being sent below to the 'Uri-Nation' to learn to control their bladders before the shame ruins their school's reputation. Captain Exciting's past resurfaces to destroy the school in a story I could only title - 'RETURN OF THE URINATOR'!

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Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #10 : The weekend! A time for the ultimate showdown of super powers and slug fests. The Lost Boys accepted the challenge, but when they all fall ill simultaneously their last defence is Albert Quagmire, Abe the Babe and Mr. Cheex. ...Uh oh. Death imminent.

Cover 10

Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

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Laptop & Mouse : Saturday morning. The Cooler and Captain Exciting get couched by the newest cartoon on the TV - Laptop & Mouse. One is a dopey cat in love with his owner, the other fashions himself a Che Guevara of the pet kingdom, both are owned by a buxom, young woman unaware of either of their desires. Plans for escape clash with her new boyfriend, and a small suburban house becomes a battle ground of desire. It's less 'cat and mouse' than it is a domestic testosterone explosion in forced perspective.

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Printed in Book 1 (Coming 2008)

Issue #11 : One day a year Irresponsibility City is turned upside down. On that day Justin Credible turns totally evil for 24 hours, and has his way. This year he procured an atomic bomb, and with the aid of Fling, Animal Boy, and Skitch he demands ultimate fealty. Susan Credible fights with the remaining Lost Boys, and school bullies, to crush her brother's evil schemes in "POOKIE'S EVE Part I".

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #12 : Can no one stop the madness??!? Exciting and his boys reach city center carrying their nuclear bomb, and the poplation recoils in horror as his one, simple demand is issued. An epic story of civil war, fear, and terror concludes in "POOKIE'S EVE Part II".

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #13 : Irresponsibility City is covered in snow. ... COVERED. And Cooler's science project sits atop in a tundra filled with chaos, madness, Sasquatch and a giant baby bottle in the distance. The few kids that dig upward to the surface find a bleak, cold world of terror, confusion and intrigue fit for adventure.

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #14 : Threats, coersion and asking politiely work. But so do giant robots. A science geek in class has been pressed to build a giant exoskeleton that will annihilate The Lost Boys. But the true genius is who they trapped inside controlling the giant mechanoid.

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #15 : Something under Pullover's bed has stolen her pullover! Under every kid's bed and bedsheets lurks passage to the underworld in the night. Captain Exciting and his sister hunt down demons, trolls, unconvincing monsters from Japan, and the king of darkness under their beds after midnight in "CHASING AVERNUS".

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #16 : An ancient curse from 1972, an arcane school text book, a secret admirer, and Skitch and Cooler begin a home spun operation on a woman found nearly dead, abandoned in a field, near the woods, within which Susan Credible is being held hostage. Love, Brutality, Obsession, Gasoline - "LOVE, AND ALL IT'S WORTH"

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #17 : Divisive whispers shatter The Lost Boys. Captain Exciting is ostracized from friends, school, and family. As he loses sanity his secret enemies look on in pleasure. Somewhere in Irresponsibility City he hopes to find the last surviving 'Lost Boy' from the 1930's, and an answer for his tragedy - "PARIAH FROM WORDS"

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #18 : In the darkest moments come sparks of light. A beaten, but not broken, Captain Exciting returns to the forest hideout, only to discover a horror he never expected. Animal Boy must fight for his life as Exciting meets a superior power - "APHELION and RETURN"

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #19 : They believed Animal Boy was dead. Never assume Animal Boy is dead. No one kills Animal Boy. "DAY OF THE ANIMAL BOY"

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

Issue #20 : All mysteries reveal themselves. The reunited Lost Boys can only watch as Captain Exciting and Animal Boy launch at a ruthless gang bent on their demise. Through the forest and city an epic battle rages as two take on a superpowered horde in a fight for survival and vengence. All or nothing.

Printed in Book 2 (Planned)

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